Never heard of it? Then you aren’t a member

Sadly I’m not a member of everyone club
I wish was, it must be cool to be part of that club

Like for example I was talking to a friend and I looked at some guy who looked a bit weird , I thought he had makeup and my friend conform it and tell me that guy was on the list of the 10 sexiest boys in Kuwait university
And I’m like say what!

When I asked about that he told me everyone got that list.
Damn everyone and their club

One time, I entered the exam, and it was hard, very very hard
When the teacher posted the grades everyone had A, I had B+
I smelled something fishy , I know I studied hard but some people who got are the ones that never understood the subject , so I talk to a classmate and he tell me that some stupid guy got a B+ , I tell him that me and he look at me in amazement and tell me how can you score a B+ ? I tell the exam has freaking hard and tell me how hard is it to memorize the 5 exam question? And when he notices the look on my face he says what? You didn’t get the exam solution last week? Everyone got it

And not to forget the people at work, one of them come to me and says dude why don’t we see you at dewaniya? And I ask what dewaniya? And tells me they meet at some co-worker dewaniya every week, and that everyone from work goes there …

Anyone know how to enter this everyone club?