Never heard of it? Then you aren’t a member

Sadly I’m not a member of everyone club
I wish was, it must be cool to be part of that club

Like for example I was talking to a friend and I looked at some guy who looked a bit weird , I thought he had makeup and my friend conform it and tell me that guy was on the list of the 10 sexiest boys in Kuwait university
And I’m like say what!

When I asked about that he told me everyone got that list.
Damn everyone and their club

One time, I entered the exam, and it was hard, very very hard
When the teacher posted the grades everyone had A, I had B+
I smelled something fishy , I know I studied hard but some people who got are the ones that never understood the subject , so I talk to a classmate and he tell me that some stupid guy got a B+ , I tell him that me and he look at me in amazement and tell me how can you score a B+ ? I tell the exam has freaking hard and tell me how hard is it to memorize the 5 exam question? And when he notices the look on my face he says what? You didn’t get the exam solution last week? Everyone got it

And not to forget the people at work, one of them come to me and says dude why don’t we see you at dewaniya? And I ask what dewaniya? And tells me they meet at some co-worker dewaniya every week, and that everyone from work goes there …

Anyone know how to enter this everyone club?

I hope they lose

And before you ask why , i’ll tell you why

Because the people at the above pictured place ( kuwait football association ) are not going to move if they won the game , and realy what you expect of the current kuwait national team ? i’m realy realy sad that we have two players who just graduated from police academy and a player who graduated from the army
YET THEY CAN’T RUN ALL THE GAME , and thats not all , i watched the first game kuwait played with South Korea , my god , that was the worst game i ever saw , no one knew how to pass a ball
South Korean players would cut the ball and the kuwaiti players would watch them and do nothing

Now some of you ( if any read this ) may wonder , if the players are bad , why everyone blaming the kuwait football association ? , for me ( since i don’t speak for everyone ) , the problem is we had good players
for example in sydney 2000 olympics we had great young players , and they played some great games , even when they lost would be proud of them , because they played a great game

Where is that team ? thanks to kuwait football association , that team has gone , disapeared , no more
and now we are left with the worst kuwait team to ever play .